27 May 2012

Hardcore masculinity in public transport

@train

No offense, but sometimes watching men, especially men with huge ego can be great fun. Here are the characteristic of men that fit into my 'entertainment category'

1. Over pumping biceps when holding bars (in subway in particular or anything basically)
2. Reaching for the very top bar of any public transport, regardless of their height (side result/ deliberate intention: showing belly bottom with extremely unpleasant hair, usually come with 'muffin top' belly)
3. Walking up/ down stairs, 2 steps at a time, tend to go faster when there are hot ladies near by
4. Unbelievably loud music with headphones
5. Games on latest mobile phone with annoying sound effect (without headphones)
6. Wide leg spread (I know some may claim it's due to a physical issue, but I highly doubt that)

If you do happen to fit into this group. Thanks, you just made my train ride so much more entertaining

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